The Life and Times of a small English Guinea Pig

Wheekin’s

Hey Wheekers!

Oh gosh, we have been so so busy recently we have hardly had any time to sit and blog! We move to Leicester from Salisbury in one wheek wheek wheek and Mummy has been so busy she hasnt let us go on the computer! So it’s her fault really! Silly Mummy! We are quite nervous about the big move, like plants that we love to nom on, guineas dont really like to be uprooted. And we’re not sure how we feel about “the car”, whatever this is. The good news is in the new house we get our own room! But at the moment we sleep next to Mummys bed, she will really miss us waking her up in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, because we are biting so loudly on our wooden house and knocking all our toys around! Dont worry Mummy you can come for sleepovers with us. We wil stay up all night and tell ghost stories about Owd Guinea Joe from the “victorians”, when guineas lived in black and white.

Yours Faithfully,

Fatman

Wheekingly good update!

Wheekers! I have been a neglectful guinea of late, not neglectful of my beloved Pickleybum, no, neglective of my blog and all my faithful followers! But! Let me tell you why..we are moving house! We are moving 4 hours away to Leicester! We are very excited little peskies, we will soon be adopting the midlands accent, I wonder how they pronounce their “wheeks?” Ideas on a guinea postcard (thats simply a postcard, scaled down).

Guinea tip of the day: If you look at your guinea pal while they are sipping from their water bottle and squint your eyes, they kind of look like theyre snorkelling. Thats not really a tip..I’m a tired guinea. Sleep tight wheekers.

We are EXCITED guineas!

So, cuddle time is over, and its time to reflect on what was a truely awesome day for us! We’ve already had a response to our offer of guinea penpals and are so so excited!! We dont know much about them yet but they are called Ginger Gumdrops and Penny Peaches and GG has sent us a lovely email! We got so excited we wheeked ourselves into a state of guinealerium and Mummy had to give us a little cuddle and piece of carrot. I’m quite tired now, I spent alot of time earlier bolting round chasing Pickles telling her girls are smelly. Sleep tight wheekers, hope to hear from more of you soon

Penpals wanted

Hey wheekers!

We’re still really interested in getting more guinea penpals! We promise to reply to all letters, we stick them up above our cage! We currently just have one penpal and we are about to post our third letter to him (we also draw round ourselves so he can picture our size). If you are a guinea out there, or know a guinea out there that would like to get in touch email me at jigglypuff772@hotmail.com and send me your address and guineas name and we will get on the case! :D